Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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