U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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