i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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