Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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