I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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