all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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