hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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