And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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