weddingsv make me drug and hornr
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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