Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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