I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Blow job season was short but glorious.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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