you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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