THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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