I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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