break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just found puke in my bra..
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
