Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Terrible idea I love it
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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