Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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