I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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