Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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