we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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