The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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