Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
We're too hungover to prance.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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