This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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