How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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