you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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