i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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