She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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