Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so that wasnt chicken after all
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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