Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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