I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Boobs are out for the taking
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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