I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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