Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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