i barfeds in our rink
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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