So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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