what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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