whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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