Don't you send me to vm
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I fill condoms, not promises.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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