Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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