What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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