It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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