i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I love you. Go after that dick
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
