seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think my moral compass just broke
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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