So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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