i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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