If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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