And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
soo... how was my night?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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