the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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