His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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