He passed out mid-signature
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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