Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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