did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I currently don't understand fingers.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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