The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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