you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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