Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
You're completely useless in the revolution.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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